Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Non-fiction genre: Diary (Lisa's perspective)

November 3rd
Dear Diary,
I hate my stupid life. Rick was a half hour late picking me up from school AGAIN today because he totally doesn’t even care about me—and by the way, Mom’s mad at me AGAIN because I WON’T call him DAD because he’s NOT my dad—I swear he only puts up with me because he thinks my mom is HOT, which is SO GROSS. So anyways, there I am, standing outside of school all alone like a total loser like stupid BWENDA Medeiros whose dad picks her up every day ON TIME and gives her hugs like she’s a big baby… And MY stupid dad hasn’t even called me in TWO WEEKS!
And what DOUBLE SUCKS is that I got my poem back in English and I got a C, which is totally lame because I worked forever on it and Miss Hanson said I didn’t use enough syllables or something, and then she took stupid BWENDA’s poem and read it out loud in front of the class saying something like, “This is a great example of a play on words,” or something I didn’t understand and all I wanted to do was punch BWENDA in her stupid BWENDA face. She doesn’t even have to study and gets straight A’s and all the teachers LOVE her because she can write a perfect SONNET, whatever THAT is-- what a LOSER. I bet she doesn’t even know the difference between a glue stick and lipstick! And her hair is SO GREASY!!! I HATE HER!!!
And another thing, I don’t know what’s going on with Holly, Jessica, and Karlie, but all of a sudden, they’re like telling secrets about me or something because every time I come around they stop talking and I *THINK* that Karlie’s having a birthday party that I’M not invited to but that Jessica and Holly are, which is so unfair, because I’M the reason they’re all friends in the first place. So whatever, there’s this new girl named Maggie who just came to our school and I totally saved her from BWENDA cooties, so maybe she can be my new BFF and Jessica and Karlie and Holly can all go to hell. I’m gonna call Maggie now. See ya, diary.
As Always,
                                                 Lisa

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